Donna Collins

One Chatty, adrenaline-seeking, Gate-loving Thriller Writer.

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No, these aren't my legs but they could be, with a little airbrushing.

Every once in a while I have a mad inclination toĀ embarrass myself and then, even worse, to share that embarrassment with the world.

Have you checked out my early attempt at fan mail?

Well, once again I feel I have out-done myself….only this time with a little help from my sister.

Let me tell you the story of how this all began.

Once upon a time,Ā many, manyĀ years ago, there was a girl called Donna. One day, Donna was with her sister and boyfriend when they found aĀ pair of tights. With nothing better to while away the time, they decided to play a game of dare. This little game stuck in their minds for the following twenty years, often making them grin whenever one of them brought it up. Donna’s boyfriend later became her husband, and each sister grew up and had their own family.Ā Ā Then, one day the two sisters found a pair of tights. Remembering the fun time they’d had all those years earlier, they decided to once again play a game…..

I'm the good-looking one on the left.

So, please tell me you’ve done something similar? In fact, I would like everyone to email me a picture of themselves with a stocking on their head. I will add them to a blog and we’ll vote on the best one. Come on, don’t be shy. I can keep them anonymous if you wish. šŸ™‚

Email me at pointwelldonna@googlemail.com


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7 responses to “I Could Model For Pretty Polly”

  1. Irene Vernardis Avatar

    “In fact, I would like everyone to email me a picture of themselves with a stocking on their head.” – Uhm…NO

    Enjoyed yours though šŸ˜€

    1. Donna Newton Avatar

      Chicken, lol. šŸ˜€

  2. Nigel Blackwell Avatar

    Brilliant. I would say you’ve excelled yourself, but I know you can do worse!
    And just a hint, if you’re going to do a bank job it’s traditional to use scissors and have one leg each, not do the thing a two-headed race!
    Cheers

    1. Donna Newton Avatar

      Nigel, we had already cut them and had one leg each, lol. And you think I can do worse that this? Hmmmm, how?

  3. kerrymeacham Avatar

    ROFLMAO – No you didn’t. YES YOU DID. Too funny Donna, and no, you’re not getting me to do that. No self-respecting southern gentleman puts pantyhose on their head intentionally. LOL. ~clink~ šŸ˜‰ Love it.

    1. Donna Newton Avatar

      Lol, come on Kerry. Send me a picture. I double dare you šŸ™‚

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